Murphy's Minute for Radio Station 93.3 - 2002
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Duct Tape for Women Men and duct tape go together like bacon and bypass surgery. It’s man’s all purpose fix it tool. Carl Zwanzig has said, Duct tape is like the force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together. But until now Duct tape has just been for men Well, women rejoice!! Because here are my tips for using duct tape for YOU.. ‘cause you won’t be seeing these anytime soon on Martha Stewart. Ladies, do you want smooth, silky legs? Throw away your razors, your shavers and those messy creams and waxes. Just place the duct tape over the length of your legs, press down and rip upwards quickly. You’ll scream with joy .. or at the very least, you’ll scream. And Girls are you tired of those expensive biore strips? Need I say more? For you parents, adhere to the floor with the tape side up and you’ll never lose site of your toddler again. Duct tape is great in the kitchen too. Are you tired of using fragile, wrinkled aluminum foil? Next time just tape your baked potatoes with the gray wonder. It makes for a great diet too, because think of all the calories you’ll burn just trying to get the potato out of the tape And lastly, for the entertainer in you, fashion into a ball with the tape side out, roll in a bowl of grated cheddar and finally you have a cheese ball that will last into the next decade.
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