Murphy's Minute for Radio Station 93.3 - 2002

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DISCLAIMERS Warning: The most common side effects from this Murphy’s Minute are dizziness, yawning, and the desire to go back to bed. Why does everything today have to have a warning label or a disclaimer. I guess because of all the lawsuits in our country, everybody and everything has to have some limit of liablilty statement today. But what I want .. are disclaimers on the real things of life. For example... How about... A New Puppy Warning: Do not overfill liquid chamber, may leave puddles. Or, for the show Survivor: Warning, causes people of normal intellect to act completely dense. Or for Any Girl I dated in College: Caution: May develop indifferent and apathetic attitude after months of exposure to extreme neediness. Dieting: Side effects include irritability, cravings and the desire to whap Richard Simmons. Parents need this one: Warning.. Teenager: Side effects include headache, pain in the neck and, high car insurance premiums Inevitably we all deal with this one... Old Age: Caution: May result in loose skin, loss of control and relatives seeking estate. I’m Billy Murphy.. no similarity to any other person, whether living or dead.. with Murphy’s Minute