Its that time of year again, so as you gather your dysfunctinal family together, as we all do, here are a few Christmas carols you might be singing. I have matched the familiar Christmas song with the very famliar mental illness. (It seems as though I have heard some of these before, somewhere, but I know I made some of them up!!)

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

GENDER CONFUSION SYNDROME: We Wish You a “Mary” Christmas...

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three King Disoriented Are...

GENDER CONFUSION MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are...

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas...

ADOLESCENT FABRICATION DISORDER: "I Saw Mommie Kissing Santa Claus."

MANIC JEALOUS SYNDROME: "Who is This Santa Claus You are Kissing?.."

CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY: Angels I Have Heard While High...

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Heralds Angels Sing--About Me....

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me...

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why...

ADDICTION DISORDER: The Twelve Steps of Christmas.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...

SUICIDAL: Thoughts of Me Roasting on an Open Fire... or, Really Silent Night...