The end of high school is just a hop, skip and a jump away and I am sure there are allot of serious, worried seniors out there, sweating to pass their high school graduation test. So, as a primer, I offer this practice exam to prepare you for your impending college experience.
1. If you multipy Brittany's BMW 320si by Matt's 300ZX and subtract from the points scored against McIntoshs football team, do you have a positive or negative number.?
2. There are 1200 new Freshman at the University of Georgia. Senior fraternity brothers Bruno and Rocko have tortured 300 Freshman this week. What percentage of Freshman have been tortured so far by Bruno & Rocko?
3. You get a weekly college allowance of $75 on Saturday. You have already spent $72 by Monday. How much groceries can you buy, using your dad's BP Gas card? ....
4. You are on your first job interview and your get a call
on your cell phone. Do you :
....A. Ignore it.
....B. Answer it and tell them to
call back later.
....C. Ask the interviewer to leave
so you can have some privacy.
5. Which costs more:
....A. 5 loads of laundry.
....B. 2 science text books.
....C. 1 fake I.D.
6. You receive your student loan check... do you:
....A. Go straight to the business
office and apply it to your school account.
....B. Go straight to Rich's and
have a shopping spree.
....C. Go straight to internet and
invest it in your freshman roomates IPO.
7. Your friend has a guy's phone number that you want. Which
would save the most time?
....A. Calling your friend's pager
and leaving the number to your cell phone, so she can
............call and leave the number
on your.voice mail.
....B. Sending your friend an email;
telling her to fax your computer with the number.
....C. Walk across the hall to her
room and get it.
8. Which is the most prestigious career choice.
....A. Peachtree City Amphitheater
security guard for concerts that feature old, chubby, washed up
rock stars
....B. Fast Food security guard protecting
the recipe for McDonald's Secret Sauce.
....C. Fayette County High School
Security Guard watching over freshman nerds using the
................computer lab to hack
into the lottery system
9. Maggie from Sandy Creek highschool trades her blouse from Macy's for a sweater from Sears with Jessie from McIntosh highschool Who got the better deal? .This is a trick question: McIntosh High School girls would never own clothes from Sears.