Time for my annual parody carols and I don’t think there is much I can write on except the continued election coverage, so...

AL GORE THE DEMOCRAT LOSER
(To the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Al Gore the democrat loser had a very stiff physique
And if you voted for him you’ve gotta be feeling bleak
All other losing democrats have properly made concede
Even Tipper, Bill and Hillary are getting tired of his greed

Then one foggy November ‘eve Kathryn Harris came to say
Al Gore with your grip so tight, you lost the recount tonight
Now all the TV newsman are shouting it out with glee
Al Gore the democrat loser, you’ll go down in history
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CLIENTELES
(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through the halls with a motion to dismiss
Three thousand dollar suits, clothed in avarice
The client to secure, to get a whopping fee
What fun it is to cheat and lie and call it honesty.. oh!!

Clienteles, clienteles, lawyers all the way
File the briefs with disbelief and wait for-a fat payday, hey!
Clienteles, clienteles, the courtroom all the way
They will clash to take your cash, and build their resume’
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TEXAS GOVERNMENT
(To the tune of, “Winter Wonderland")

Washington, are you listenin’? Hillary are you bristle’n?
I’m movin’ your way, Dubya’s gonna stay,
Gonna show ya Texas Government

EPA, you might as well leave, Criminals get on-a your knees
And beg for you life, yes your gonna fry
Gonna show ya Texas Government

In the Congress we are gonna party
We’re always gonna have an open bar
To break the ties we’ll do shots of Bicardi’
We'll let Clinton in if he brings us all cigars

Later on we’ll conspire, Lieberman’s pants we'll light on fire
To face unafraid, we’ll cut foreign aid
Gonna show ya Texas Government